A fork of Rural Dictionary
Male erection... fully loaded.
is that a bowl of lucky charms in your pocket or is that a porridge gun???!
A chap's love length - particularly relevant when close to ejaculation...
"You know Mark - he's partial to a squat on the blue veined porridge gun"
a penis, so called as it 1) requires a back and forth action that resmebles that of a pump action shotgun 2) for some semen looks like porridge? 3) it shoots it everywhere like a gun
he has a massive pump action porridge gun, hes slung like a horse