A fork of Rural Dictionary
A beatdown, commonly used by the jock Kirby Olsen from the Rockstar game, Bully.
All quotes by Kirby Olsen: "It's pouncake time!" "I got a new recipe for poundcake!". "Someone's hungry for poundcake!". "Here comes your poundcake!". "Please don't, I hate pouncake!".
Sexualised imagery, or interpretation, of overweight females. Like cheesecake or beefcake, only fat.
Bruce: My GOD, that's Big Bertha from down the street. A shame, she used to be so hot. Blue: She's still a slammin' piece of poundcake. Bruce: ...
The fatty, pale, saturated folds of flab that develop when a women passes the age 60 or really starts to let herself go. Scientifically speaking, it sits in the area whereupon the pants, held up by the belt, attempt to conceal it, resulting in a bulbous, cake-like structure.
Steve: If I were 40 years older I'd totally fill her poundcake with mayonnaise and use it as an extra orifice. Chromulox: I know, she tries to hide it under her belt but subsequent sub-poundcakes form.
It's your head, fool. listen to some hip hop.
"them dirty boys turn your poundcake to red velvet."