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poundcake

A beatdown, commonly used by the jock Kirby Olsen from the Rockstar game, Bully.

All quotes by Kirby Olsen: "It's pouncake time!" "I got a new recipe for poundcake!". "Someone's hungry for poundcake!". "Here comes your poundcake!". "Please don't, I hate pouncake!".

by Lucky the Greaser August 23, 2013

poundcake

A girl that is really thicc and has a really big ass

Dude your girlfriend is a poundcake

by evega February 25, 2019

poundcake

A Thick female wit extra pounds on her body

Red: ay look over dere she thick Pooh bear: naw she ain't thick she a few ponds over thick she a poundcake

by Luvenia October 28, 2007

poundcake

old-school definition for a broad that hit on the regular; I mean cold waxin' that ass

my poundcake is down the basement waitin' on me

by acdegrees November 10, 2004

poundcake

Sexualised imagery, or interpretation, of overweight females. Like cheesecake or beefcake, only fat.

Bruce: My GOD, that's Big Bertha from down the street. A shame, she used to be so hot. Blue: She's still a slammin' piece of poundcake. Bruce: ...

by Jovian09 January 17, 2010

poundcake

The fatty, pale, saturated folds of flab that develop when a women passes the age 60 or really starts to let herself go. Scientifically speaking, it sits in the area whereupon the pants, held up by the belt, attempt to conceal it, resulting in a bulbous, cake-like structure.

Steve: If I were 40 years older I'd totally fill her poundcake with mayonnaise and use it as an extra orifice. Chromulox: I know, she tries to hide it under her belt but subsequent sub-poundcakes form.

by Gibbon Prince March 10, 2008

poundcake

It's your head, fool. listen to some hip hop.

"them dirty boys turn your poundcake to red velvet."

by fuck u, pay me October 19, 2007