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Videos, pictures, or anything else watched before more intensive porn, then most often followed by ejaculation. Pre-Porn material does not have to qualify as actual pornographic material.
I'm watching the show friends for Pre-Porn lol. Anyone down for some Pre-Porn? Not really in the mood to beat off but I'm bored... Pre-Porn time.
Pre-Porn is an essential ingredient for a nice long jerking session. This is what you view before jacking or jilling off, in order to prepare yourself for your masturbation session, and can include things like: work-out videos, underwear models, and various slightly sexual gifs.
"how long do you masturbate?" "oh, about an hour or so." "really? for an hour?" "yeah, but a fair amount of that time I'm just watching pre-porn."
Pro-life posters of aborted fetuses
Person A: Choose life! (while holding a picture of an aborted fetus) Person B: Please stop peddling your pre-term necrophiliac porn