A fork of Rural Dictionary
Pick a preposition. Several can apply, depending on the setting.. Instead of sounding too trendy, just say, "I'm prepositional."
I'm in. Instead, say, "I'm prepositional ."
I'm down with that. Instead, say, "I'm prepositional with that."
She still thinks I care, but I'm over her.
A word you should never end a sentence with.
John: Where are you at?
Grammarian: NO! You can't end a sentence with a preposition!
John: Fine. Where are you at, asshole?
Preposition (v): asking for sex using just only words, typically used to describe relationship of a subject and its constituent phrase.
I prepositioned her, asking "atop, or beneath?"
To, from, on, et cetera.
“A preposition is something you shouldn’t end a sentence with.”
A grammar term that you do understand except for it's taboo use at the end of sentences.
It's actually not that taboo.
"Where's my preposition at?"
"I've seen that preposition before."
"What is a preposition atop?"
Any preposition that can be viewed as a sexual act; i.e. any preposition in the human language.
JOB INTERVIEW
Boss: "Please refrain from making sexual propositions toward fellow coworkers.'"
Prospective Employee: "What about sexual prepositions?"
Boss: "What??"
Prospective Employee: "Over... Under.... Around... Behind.... And between."
In the case where the prepositional phrase “in bed” is added to the end of a fortune cookie saying, the entire phrase will always makes sense and could potentially make you more appealing to your date.
In an attempt to captivate and entice Jill, Matt applied the Prepositional-Proposition Theorem to his fortune cookie saying and announced “Your talents will be recognized and you will be rewarded...in bed.” Unfortunately, his date Jill was not impressed.