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primordial dwarf

incredibly small, yet perfectly proportioned, people. exceeding no more than 38 inches in height

christian: DANG NIBS! did you see that primordial dwarf?! emma: yes!! she is soooo tiny! :"omgzz~"

by HoTTiiieZ May 14, 2007

primordial dwarf

A small and yet proportianed dwarf. They usually don't live far into their teens and are at constant risk of having a stroke due to their small veins. Most primoridal dwarf's don't grow much more than 1cm.

'Did you see that kid i think someone said he's 14 but he's the size of a 1 year old' ''yes, he's a primordial dwarf''

by bringflexthehorizon November 01, 2009