A fork of Rural Dictionary
Problems only faced by private schoolers
Friend: hey can you lend me a fiver for lunch Me: sorry i only carry fiftys Friend: haha private school problems
Where celebrity children go to school and are completely forgotten.
Student 1: Hey you suck at football Student 2: Fuck you, my dad used to play for the NFL Student 1: Shit my bad man, private school problems what can I say? My dads a politician.