A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you have a vision dysfunction that will overlook dirty dishes, peeling paint, the change oil light on your car, etc; because it is something you'll get to later. Really, you will.
I didn't even realize that I was out of clean plates nor that my sink was full of unwashed dishes. Curses, my procrastigmatism is acting up again! Sometimes known as a different, "convenient" form of lazy eye