A fork of Rural Dictionary
Pull a Jonah - When a person aces a test with little or no studying.
"I didn't study! I hope i pull a jonah!"
Being unable to answer more than one question at a time.
Kelly: "Hey Jonah.. what are you doing on Saturday and where are you?" Jonah: "I'm at the office." Kelly: "What about the first question? And do you believe that walruses really exist?" Jonah: "Of course they exist. That's a silly question. I love walruses." Kelly: "You still didn't answer the first question. What are you doing Saturday? And why do you love walruses?" Jonah: "They're just so cute and they taste good. Btw, What are you doing Saturday? Want to hang out?" Kelly: *facepalm* I see you are pulling a Jonah again..
When someone screws up when using a keyboard.
“You were really pulling a Jonah there.”
The act of ditching your friends by way of passivley using an excuse such as: I need to get some beer, I need to get some smokes, I'm just meeting someone don't worry i'll be right back...
-oh guys i'll be right back need to go get some more beer -yeah bro no prob see you soon (an hour later) -dude where the fuck did he go.... -oh man he's just pulling a jonah again
When one has sex with a girl who is on her period and has a tampon in.
Example 1 A: Dude that sex was so bad I think i saw a tampon string hanging out... B: Oh dude you totally pulled a jonah Example 2 *Boy tries to take off girl's pants as they hook up* Girl: I can't... we wouldn't want to pull a jonah.
When your friend decides too not join or ignores your response/messages/calls to hop online despite wanting too earlier
“Dammit Dude Jonah’s pulling a Jonah right now”