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pulverize

when someone squirts shit all over the back side of the toilet bowl. (can also be used as a noun)

verb: "You can't use my bathroom. I just cleaned and you just ate all you can eat pancakes at IHOP. You're gonna pulverize all over the place." noun: "Mr. Owl, how many normal shits does a pulverize count as?"

by ATMJess May 27, 2007

pulverate

syn: kill, murder, kick butt used while cheering for a sports team

"Come on, team! PULVERATE 'em!!!!"

by Haley Ben December 01, 2007

pulverizer

Jacking off at hyper speed with a finger in your ass.

Yesterday was terrible, I forgot to wash my hands after a pulverizer and my finger stunk all night.

by BreakerOneNine May 09, 2010

Pulver

A term to describe the sick, gnarly nature of a person. A human god.

Dude, did u see that Pulver? What a beast. He's a Pulver. thats fo sho.

by dachampster April 29, 2010

pulverized

To fuck a girl so hard that her vagina turns into nothingness.

"Oh man, I totally pulverized Katy last night!"

by The Quagmire Impressionist November 27, 2017

pulverizer

When fingering a girl, you stick your whole fist into her vagine. This menuver can not be done smoothly, it must be a hasty punch.(simple yet effective)

Bro, i gave Elise the pulverizer and she was sore for weeks.

by schlogden February 19, 2008