A fork of Rural Dictionary
Pumf is someone who is a rather boring person,has no conversation and always talks about the same things over and over again to as many people as possible.
Hello Pumf you are so dull and boring.
Bang, have sex, fuck
Pumf pumf kimochi, what's this sticky stuff on me?
Large breasted grunting male.
Something so vile that it defies common physics.
Oh, gross! - I didn't know the pumf was a plumber!