Country Dictionary

The hair, somewhat resembling a goatee, left around a woman's vagina after shaving their pubic region improperly.

I went down on that chick, and she was sporting a fairly thick putee.

Slang for an amputee.

I love me some putee porn, check out this threesome; come to think of it this is more like a two and a halfsome.

an easier word for computer

adam: 3 second rule haha!
katy: I want my putee back :(

1) French word for: whore, prostitute, bitch
2) German word for the turkey meat

That awkward moment when you are in a supermarket and you see a product with the word "PUTE" written on it!

1) french word for: bitch, prostitute.
2) 'faire un coup de pute' : play a mean trick on somebody.

1) Je suis allé voir une pute aux Bois de Boulogne.
2) Ce connard m'a fait un vrai coup de pute !

The slangy, shorter way to say whore in French. As opposed to putain.

Elle est une sale pute. What a fucking pute. I hate that pute.

Pronounced "poo-tee-d"

Used to describe an individual who is intoxicated to an incomprehensible level. Generally results in bizarre behavior such as endless hysterical laughter and excessive physical affection. These behaviors are always in excess of what one would typically expect of a drunkard.

May also be spelled "puti'd"

Dave has been laughing constantly for the past hour...he is so puteed!