A fork of Rural Dictionary
A fat but photogenic cat.
"Omg look at this adorable chonker I found on reddit!"
what you call a morbidly obese animal, normally it is what they're owners will call them to make themselves feel better about making they're animal have a short uncomfortable life. they will then use this obese animal to get them some of that internet fame.
Owner " aren't you just a silly little chonker" cat "please stop feeding me, my breaths are getting heavy and baited. i dont think i will last longer" Owner "smile for reddit!"
what a redditor calls a morbidly obese cat on the brink of death
Redditor: Hey, would you look at my cat? What a fine, succulent chonker! Normal person: Dude, he's not a chonker. He's morbidly obese and can't even move without your help. You have to put him on a diet. Redditor: FUCK OFF YOU DOUCHEBAG, HE'S A CUTE CHONKY BOIO!
Brother my shit is the biggest fucking chonker I've ever taken. *the boys looking at a large boulder* Chad: Brother look at that fucking boulder Steve: That shits a chonker
What Redditors call a morbidly obese cat and are most likely animal abuse for useless internet points and it is the exact same as parents making their toddlers morbidly obese for internet points
Normal human: I Think r/chonkers is animal abuse as its overfeeding an animal until its morbidly obese for internet points Redditor: No it isn't Normal human: It is, its the same as parents overfeeding their children until they are morbidly obese for pointless internet points