A fork of Rural Dictionary
A high end swiss watch brand that is mostly unheard of, because most rappers on MTV aren't rapping about it. The watches are made of sapphire crystal and other scratch proof materials. The watches are pretty expensive, and there are a lot of knock offs around.
Guy 1: Nice watch!
Guy 2: Thanks.
Guy 1: What kind of watch is it?
Guy 2: Rado
Guy 1: What's Rado?
Rado is a Slavic god who may be a bit intimidating at first, but only because you're not nearly as cool as he. He's wrestled bears WHILE stealing your girl, and jumping through spinning helicopter blades. His manly aura would melt a pool filled with candles. He makes Viktor Krum piss himself and he isn't even a wizard. Rado is in perfect shape but never works out. His velvet laughter is the natural force which wakes up bees and gets them to pollinate flowers.
His sneezes are the most potent aphrodisiac known to man. His taste in music is too refined for common ears to appreciate, and he's always the most well-read person on every subject.
God bless Rado, the Pride of Bulgaria. Nay, humanity.
Louis: Have you heard of Rado?
Johnny: No I haven't heard of Rado.
Time-space continuum: *stops*
Nickname for VW Corrado. (commonly used by Volkswagen enthusiasts)
Wooaah, look at that jetta coupe.....I mean Rado.
I just threw some nice Schmidts on my rado.
He is a calm dude but don’t f*ck with him he hides all that anger deep inside him but he is kind if you don’t start beef with him. Just make sure you don’t spread rumors about him if you do and he finds out your a dead man or girl not assuming genders or anything like that. Any ways you get the point.