A fork of Rural Dictionary
In Call of Duty, when the kids on the other team are sweating so fucking hard that you proceed to eat your Advanced Warfare disc cover.
Jaguar: I'M SO FUCKING DONE WITH THESE DROPSHOTTING SQUEAKERS!! *rage-eats his cover*
Verb. To eat furiously and profusely instead of actually dealing with issues. Normally done because the occasion requires a happy attitude, not a controversial one. Most common during family holidays when many treats are available yet much family stress as well.
Lauren: I am rage eating so much freakin gingerbread. I'm going to be 2 pounds heavier for no good reason now.
Britt: You could just stop...
Lauren: No can do buckaroo. My mom's being a total see you next Tuesday and I can't just tell her that, it's Christmas.