A fork of Rural Dictionary
A case that is so big it has an entire police force working on it.
The Washington Sniper case was a red ball for the DC Metro Police.
A skit on the popular Chapelle's show
"Cocane in a can, baby!"
"Red Balls! It gives you wings!"
Allows drug heads to do amazing things, such as run through brick walls or picking up a city bus to reach for a dime.
"MAYDAY! MAYDAY! A crackhead is lifting the bus! must be red balls!"
1. Cocaine in a can as seen on Chappelle's Show.
2. Red Bull + Bawls. A great combonation loaded with caffeine.
1. Red Balls Got Me!
2. Man I drank some Red Balls/Bawls and I couldn't fall asleep until 7a.m.
Unlike blue balls, red balls occur strictly BECAUSE one is engaging in sexual intercourse. Most often the result of going balls deep in a menstruating woman. If this occurs during a non-menstrual cycle, stop having sex with little girls and/or seek medical help immediately.
Yo, son! Last night I was banging this chick, but she didn't tell me it was shark week. I woke up and I had red balls. Damn, I should have been on the discovery channel.
Sore, aching testicles resulting from too much sex and/or masturbation.
In effect the opposite to blue balls
While unemployed Darren spent 3 hours a day jacking off to xtube and got a case of red balls.
used to describe drinking a red bull than jerking off and trying not to have your heart explode
Dude I just got done flogging the bishop and almost suffered a death from red balling