A fork of Rural Dictionary
A bureaucrat (or public servant / official, etc) who denies service, delays you, makes things difficult for or generally screws you over solely for their own pleasure / amusement / possible sexual arousal. May also result from bitterness and their being dead inside.
Man: did you get the application form?
Woman: No, he showed it to me but wouldn't hand it over, he said it had to be mailed to me.
Man: But you were right there!
Woman: I know, what a bureaucunt!
The failure of conversation to continue after breaking the ice. All parties resume ignoring each other and don't talk.
CAUTION: attempts to re-break the ice are extremely hazardous and should only be attempted by professionals!
I sat next to that hot guy in psych and introduced myself. I got his name but then we had a refreeze.
When a woman has sexual intercourse with a man, she is being baked in the cake. Used often as a derogatory statement by lesbians or gays to describe this act.
Careful girls don't be late some of us already getting baked in the cake!
-Sarah "Jessica" Parker in the broadway musical Sex and the City
1) To be deployed to another country for military service. Usually as a result of forced conscription eg: WW2, Vietnam. More recently it can be due to poverty and/or stupidity eg: Iraq, Afghanistan.
2) To be detained and moved to another country by the Government in order to be tortured. Also known as extraordinary rendition.
Take a Government Vacation and you may never come back.
David Hicks enjoyed a 5 year Government Vacation in Cuba.
Displaying, talking about or otherwise drawing attention to one's vagina in an attempt to get others to interact with it.
Vagvertise here
Reactionary behaviour by leaders of organisations adopting someone else's policies or positions in order to piggyback on its popularity or success.
Politicians are most guilty of this. Similar to me-tooism.
Coined by John Clark on the 7.30 report February 2008.
Man: I can't believe the opposition supports those tax cuts, they're graduating from the followship academy