A fork of Rural Dictionary
A red colored box that rents DVDs via self-service kiosks. It usually locates in some McDonalds or grocery stores.
The rental is simple. One dollar per night plus taxes and no late fees. The longer you keep the more you pay. You can hold on to the DVD(s) up to 25 days. After that, the DVD is yours. You must pay with credit card and no debit cards, prepaid cards, phone cards, cash, check, or whatever you think that worth money.
Steve: Yo, I gotta go return this movie back to Redbox.
Seth: Go before McDonald closes.
Steve: What happens if they closed it before I got there?
Seth: You either find another store that have a Redbox or you're fucked.
being incapable of getting your redbox movie in a timely manner do to annoying kids crying " I want to push the buttons", drunk, stoned, or just being one the majority of people that are too stupid to know how to use a kiosk.
Sorry I'm late, it took 20 minutes to return the movie because the soccer mom in front of me was redboxicated by her 3 kids wanting to pick the movie.
A female who is used for one night and returned the next day, similar to renting a $1 DVD from Redbox.
"Did you hook up with that chick last night?"
"Yeah"
"Are you gonna keep hittin' that?"
"Nah, she was just a Redbox"