A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a movie is made worse by having Keanu Reeves in it.
Al Pacino wasn't hamming it up that bad in The Devil's Advocate, but you have to admit that movie got totally reeved.
to suddenly find yourself dating a girl who was more closely "associated" with a reeve prior to her intimacy with you.
"I totally got reeved in that parking lot last night."
Reeves is absolutely the most perfect girl you will ever met in your life. She’s so funny, smart, so damn beautiful and mostly importantly she will always be there for you. Reeves is so understanding of how other feel and is usually putting others before herself. Anyone would be lucky to have a Reeves in their life. She’s just the absolute best.
Reeve, the kind of person who's always willing to help when hurt. Reeves' will always be fabulous in his own ways *not to mention they can be very cute and adoring* Reeves' will have astonishing brown hair and eyes and will always be tall.
Reeve was looking out for me today, I feel down as he helped me up, such a nice dude!!
The greatest boyfriend and ginger to exist. He’s actually the best person you couldn’t ask for a better best friend or boyfriend. He’s the best hockey player in the whole world and just seeing him cry will make you cry. Once you find a Reeve never let him go because it’s guaranteed the best thing that will ever happen to you. He’s always on time and the most perfect person you will ever meet. You can’t describe how amazing of a person he is. He’s so smart funny and a mommy’s boy. And ngl he’s pre sexy. Don’t trade a Reeve for anything because you will regret it and nvr lose him bc once u meet a Reeve ur officially the luckiest person on the planet!!!!
Girl: who’s that sexy fucker Guy: that’s Reeve dah
Ted: Yo! Veronica, can I see your boobs? Jonny: Dude, quit reeving on her, she's a minor, you'll get fired from your job!