A fork of Rural Dictionary
literally the best person ever exist. love you regans out there.
"is that regan?" "Yeah! aren't they the best?"
A woman who: doesn't fuck around, seriously will palm you in the fucking face, eats funyons, doesn't let other bitches escort her man, will fuck you up for flirting with her man, eats a hardy breakfast of assorted unleaven breads, will fuck you up for looking at her man, thinks facism is some type of fashion design, will fuck you up for thinking about her man.
Teacher: Where's Regan? Zachary(Me): She got arrested for palming some stupid cunt right in the face for talking to her boyfriend Teacher: ... Oka-y... Let's move onto chapter ten.
The name belonging to the male who has the biggest cock in all the bigwooding land!
‘Jesus, look at Regan! He must have the biggest cock I’ve ever layed eyes upon!’
Regan is a girl that no matter how hard you try you can't stop thinking about her. Whether you spoke to her yesterday or 3 years ago you still think about her everyday! She is somebody that can make you laugh uncontrollably, somebody who can make you want to be yourself around her and somebody who can change your world without even trying... She is a gift, something that shouldn't be taken for granted, something that you will forever hold dear to you because you got to know her and who she really is! She is the perfect woman! The person you dream about, the girl you'll think about before you go to sleep, and the person you'll think about when you wake up! But you won't be the lucky person who gets to talk to every morning, and you won't get to say goodnight?!? If you ever find yourself lucky enough to know a Regan, then tell her everyday how beautiful, genuine and amazing she is. Cause one day she will be gone and all you'll have left is memories.
Regan is such a great friend! I love her!
An absolute queen. A gorgeous, amazing person who makes the perfect girlfriend. She’s sweet and sexy. She’s never afraid to give her opinion and stand up for what she believes in. She’s stubborn and gives an attitude when pissed but also is the most thoughtful, caring, intelligent, and athletic person you will ever meet. If you ever find yourself lucky enough to meet a Regan never ever ever let her go. Give her never ending trust and affection because she admires it so very much. Treat her with respect and always be honest with her because she’s so understanding and forgiving and she’ll never hurt you
You met a Regan? Never let her go!
A beautiful, caring girl who is bound to make anybody’s day better. Every time you get around her you just seem to lighten up and all your worries go away. You can talk to her when you’re down and she will never let you fall. She is sure to make a bad day better. She’s sure to make you smile, even when she isn’t trying. She doesn’t realize how beautiful she truly is. But you have to remind her anyway. Because she is beautiful. She’s easy to stay up till 1:00 talking on FaceTime and not even realize how late she is. She’s a woman you should treat right, and never let go.
Me:”I can’t quit thinking about Regan!”