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molecular particals in your brain that make you do retarded things

"Did you see that guy walk into the teleplone pole ? "
" Yea he must have an overabundance of retarticals in his head today. "

Retarded spelling of 'retard'

<KlingonKnight> HAR GHA URA SUK @ HAXORING
<Buttock> And?
<KlingonKnight> SHATAP URA RETART

One who has been given additional tarts.

Tartmobile vendor: Here is your extra tart sir. Consider yourself retarted.
Tartmobile customer: Yes thank you I am certainly retarted and happy!

A retarded person's way of spelling the word "retarded."

Ex: Han Solo is retarded for making a definiton for the word retarted without knowing how to spell it correctly.

"ZOMG I'M SO RETARDED I SAY RETARTED!!!"

Someone with the intelligence of a pop-tart.

Becky was being a retart when she put her hand in the blender.

The mongo spelling of the word retarded.

I am retarted. (yes you are!)

retart for the dumb fucks who cant spell retard and claim that retart is actually the real way to say it and spell it. RETARD IS THE REAL WAY TO SPELL IT AND SAY IT. RETARDS.

Jon: you are such a retart.
Dave: dont you mean retard? you retard.
Jon: no wtf is retard? its retart.