A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. A vehicle, usually a compact automobile, customized to give the appearance of speed but lacking in true performance. 2. Any domestic automobile given the appearance of a Japanese vehicle.
Yo homey, do you have to crank that ricemobile up to get it started or do you need a push?
When a person goes out and buys a Honda Civic or any other "Street Racing Cars" (See Rice and Ricer) and they add modifications that boost Horsepower. Many Add-ons include: * Massive Spoilers BOLTED to the TRUNK of their Front Wheel Drive Vehicle. * Maxwell House Flavor Seal Coffee Can Mufflers. * 5 Gears of pure speeds and racing, Including a Stock Engine, complete with up to 4 cylinders. * Insane Bodykits that have no benefit towards their car. * 17"+ rims that make their tires scrape up against the wheel well every time the road surface changes slope. * A Line of Stickers/Decals of products installed in the car. Which allows an excellent checklist for any Theif who spots it. * Huge Tac that goes up to 10,000 RPMS... when the car redlines at 6,000. * A Nice Shiftlight, not that they use it anyway. Ways to tell if you drive a Ricemobile: * You feel that every red light you stop at, signals a drag race with ANY Vehicle around you. (Including Mustangs and Corvettes) * You Drive like you are in the movie "The Fast and the Furious" * You feel the need to redline every gear, for top performance. * You feel an urge to rev the engine very loudly in the transition of gears, while the clutch is pressed in. * You think everyone loves how you drive. * You Feel that the Speed Limit is Optional. * When you are confronted by the man who drives that nice Shelby GT, You come up with a line of excuses on why he left you in the dust.
Ricemobile #120394: *Brraaappp Brrrappp* Come on lets race! Mustang Driver: "Sorry, I Don't mow my lawn, this late at night."