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road rash

commonly acquired from bailing at top speed while operating a multi-wheeled street plunging apparatus, especially a skateboard or inline skates, road rash is a slang term used to describe the assorted flesh wounds resulting from such dangerous behavior. often, the term is used by one seeking to elaborate and intensify his/her recent extreme skate adventures. depending on the severity of the road rash, one may experience prolonged bleeding, pussing, and uncomfortable stinging. discoloration, scabs, and scarring of the epidermis is common. there is little treatment for road rash; keep wounds clean, refrain from furthur injury and stay away from the streets, rest, and consult your doctor if necessary. otherwise, enjoy showing off scars and battle wounds to your friends and anyone else interested.

so dude i was bombing twin peaks the other day on my longboard at like 40 and this frickin car comes barreling around the corner and i clip his bumper and hit the pavement. i slid at least 10 feet and i took some serious road rash on my body. hopefully i'll be back on my board in the next few weeks and i can take the whole thing yo.

by bombhillsnotcountries August 02, 2005

road rash

The automotive equivalent of snowburn. Also a popular Electronic Arts videogame from the mid-1990s on the Sega Megadrive.

I was playing Road Rash the other day, then I went out to do the same on my motorbike, and got road rash.

by l337 haxx0r March 28, 2004

road rash

the abrasions that result from falling (especially falling off of a vehicle)

When that car almost crashed into me, I lost consciousness. When I woke up I had learned that I had major road rash

by The Return of Light Joker February 15, 2008

road rash

When you're overweight enough to have your thighs scrape against each other when you walk or run, and after a long day of walking or running, you get a horrible red rash on your thighs that you have to nourish for at least a day.

I was running on the treadmill for an hour, and when I got off, I had the worst road rash

by Dennis P May 26, 2005

Road rash

Skin abrasions from sliding on the pavement after a cycle accident.

I got a bad case of road rash in that particular crash.

by Capt Beef July 29, 2003

Road Rash

A sexual disease recieved from being 'on the road'.

That girl at the concert last week gave me road rash

by shoe_on_hat September 28, 2009

Road rash

Getting a ball sack rubbed repeatedly on your face.

During my bang session with that whore Molly, I rubbed my nuts on her face and gave her road rash!

by PeteyPaplo October 28, 2018