A fork of Rural Dictionary
every time she takes her top off it's a real trouser-rouser
A fart you make in your sleep that is so powerful as to wakes you up.
"A rumble rouser woke me at 5:30 this morning"
Someone who plays Scrabble with a group of friends, and deliberately uses questionable word choices in order to start a screaming match. Usually ends with said person googling the word on Scrabble's website, proving everyone wrong, and never getting invited back to game night.
Bill: How was game night last Thursday? Maureen: It was great, we played Scrabble. Jeff's friend Dexter was kind of a dick though. Bill: Why's that? Maureen: He played a bullshit word, then yelled at us when we called him on it. We all started screaming at him, but it ended up being some prehistoric Alaskan hermaphroditic lobster-cantaloupe, and it was on the official word list. Bill: Dexter sounds like a real Scrabble-rouser.
A phrase used when you see a very hot female/ male (depending on if you are gay are straight as a gate) Well anyways back to the def, you start getting an erection and its just getting bigger and bigger and bigger, and all of the sudden you hear a "rip". and you notice that you boxers are ripped from your big ass boner.
"Omg did you see that hot guy... omg i think i have a trouser rouser."