Country Dictionary

A rumper is the act of fucking the asscrack of your girlfriend and cumming on the crack without penetration into the asshole or pussyhole.

I gave my girl a rumper.

To receive a blowjob while taking a shit.

My girl gave me a rumper this morning.

A term referring to a colon and or anus.

Dude, I would totally stick it in her rumper.

The rear end of a shapely woman.

She fell on her rumper bumper and suffered no damage.

Where a guy name Zackary Schmidt sticks his arm in another mans ass... Elbow first.

Both: Rock, Paper, Scissors! Zack: Well, I guess you get it first. Man: *Sigh* I lose every time. Zack: I guess I'm Rainbow Rumper again.

Having sex in a casual or non committal way.

Dude, me and Robyn did the Rumper Bumper last night!

Taking a shit in the toilet system then flushing it causeing the water to come out brown.

Taking a shit in the toilet system then flushing it causeing the water to come out brown. and that is a rumper dumper