A fork of Rural Dictionary
Literally just a spoon that is rusted, not some weird word that means something else.
My friend collects rusty spoons. She likes to make up stories of how the spoons became rusted, though some stories are very outlandish, there are worse things to do.
a word that symbolises someone who has not had any sexual intercourse for a long period of time, thus affected his skill in the bedroom, or having sexual intercourse.
jessica: make love to me. dan: okay, but i doubt youll enjoy it as much as you used to, i havnt had sex in a long time, so im a bit of a rusty spoon now. jessica: nevermind then.
a man uses a spoon to remove excess cum from the women, lets it dry on the table, and then uses it to serve her breakfast the next morning
that bitch sucked at giving head so i gave her the rusty spoon with her wheaties
when u get wasted at a party and pass out. The next morning you awake with some sort of silverware(mainly a spoon)up your ass for no aparent reason.
Chris:"how was the party last nite?" Aaron:"pretty good, except for me wakin up with a rusty spoon!" Dillon:my pants smell like fish tacos
Waking up spooning, stuck together by dried blood between each others nether regions.
The rusty spoon gets me every time.
somethin done sexual with a guy, in the shower by easy, fat, orange bitches. kinda like a rusty trumbone but so much nastier.. like for guys who have 10 inch dicks.
brits a fat bitch i bet shes givin him a rusty spoon in our dorm rite now. runnin train wit morgan and brian
A phrase that expresses your orgasmic love for something. May also be used in suggestive concept.
Becca: charmander is just RUSTY SPOONS Emily: I know ! Becca: Rusty Spoons ? Emily: Let's wait until my parents leave. SaladFingers: I like Rusty Spoons