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s.h.i.t.

A way to crush someones dreams when they think it's friday. Stands for 'Sorry hun, it's Thursday.'

James: Haha, T-G-I-F!
Katie: S-H-I-T...

by Wonderful Aishas June 27, 2005

s.h.i.t.

The realy meaning...not making it up...
Store High In Transit. Because they had to mark it on manure when shipping it across seas on ships.

Hey, did you mark S.H.I.T on the poo under deck??

by Tammi B. July 30, 2005

s.h.i.t.

Simply Having an Incredible Time

How am I doing? S.H.I.T., dude.

by Toby Small October 26, 2007

s.h.i.t.

Super High Intensity Training, I read about this in a chain mail waaaaaaay back in '97.

1.I give my friends a lot of s.h.i.t. to help them prepare for the realities of the real world.
2. Boot Camp is full of s.h.i.t.

by S.H.I.T. Eater December 28, 2004

S.H.I.T

a response to the phrase T.G.I.F. (thanks God its Friday) when it is actually thursday. S.H.I.T. (sorry hon its thursday)

Woman in elevator: *sigh* TGIF
Man in Elevator: S.H.I.T.
Woman looks at him blankly: what did you say?
Man: Sorry Hon its Thursday.

by J.M. Atkins February 09, 2008

S.H.I.T.

An acronym that stands for "Sexual Harassment Investigation Team." Because as we all know, 99% of "sexual harassment" claims these days are, in fact, a crock of shit.

Suzy filed a sexual harassment claim against Bob because he said she looked hot in her new outfit. Sounds like a S.H.I.T. case if you ask me.

by JustAnotherGuy December 28, 2004

S.H.I.T

Computer term

System Has Interrupted Task

The PC has S.H.I.T
Itself i.e it has hung and stopped processing any tasks

by nwing March 05, 2009