A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you are so sad/depressed that you feel the need to sleep instead of dealing with your responsibilities
I have to write a huge paper, go to the bank, get groceries, and study for finals but I just want to take a sad nap.
The process of masturbating, while crying, until one falls sound asleep.
Johnny just broke up with his girlfriend, so he decided to take a sad nap.
Spending at least two nights in a row in bed with anything Men in Blazers related, including either (or both, see Saddest Nap) Roger "Rog" Bennett or Michael "Davo" Davies.
Today's sad nap was brought on when I tried to read Encyclopedia Blazertannica while listening to American Fiasco in bed at the same time.