A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who does something truly pathetic, or sad.
"I spent all weekend alphabetizing my 8-Track collection."
"You're such a sadnut."
When you start crying and beat your meat at the same time
Person 1: Yo my sex life is really lacking right now
Person 2: Have you tried SadNutting? It’d be perfect for a sad person like you.
When you release a bunch of semen and you feel like you shouldn’t have done that so you start crying
Emily: Hey Jack! What’d you do yesterday?
Jack: I had a sadnut and cried in my room for the rest of the day while listening to Long Time by Playboi Carti.
Emily: Sorry to hear that but what is a sadnut?
Jack: You wouldn’t understand! *Walks away while listening to Juice Wrld*