A fork of Rural Dictionary
a name for someone who is sarcastic and sassy. Usually, the person is intelligent and has a witty comeback for everything. They make people laugh by using innuendos. If you have this person for a friend, you can never get bored.
A: "Aye Cath! Whatcha doin'?" B: *reading a book* "Making dinner, what the hell does it look like?!" A: "Well, aren't we being salish today?"
April 8, 2014: The date when Microsoft stops providing support (including critical security patches) for Windows XP Service Pack 3. Currently, more than 30% of all computers (including many large corporations' workstations) run Windows XP. After the Salish Apocalypse, any new vulnerabilities that are discovered will not be patched by Microsoft. This means that XP users will be living in a permanent zero-day environment, and companies that still refuse to upgrade will be easy prey for criminals and anarchists.
"I don't get how so many companies can still be refusing to upgrade to Windows 7 or 8. I bet there are fifty guys around the world sitting on zero-day exploits just waiting for the Salish Apocalypse. It's going to suck."
weird ass little white girl who is currently 13 and manipluated into tiktok trends. she is a wannabe gangster, dressing in revealing clothes, getting into the NYC bronx scene, etc. what makes her even worse is that she is trying so hard to fit in w the latina and black girls. she thinks her whole life is based of her career, but her dad spent half his life raising the children + building up his reputation. all the other girls get into the Y2K scene and buy pro club and instagram clothing brands, but what does she do to fit in? remove her past and get some damn target clothes for kids. fucking retard
Salish Matter is a bitch. Salish Matter is a wannabe Latina. Salish Matter only rocks Target Clothes. Salish Matter is milking off her dad for money. Salish Matter is your local dumbass in the Hills.
CIRCA (clandestine insurgent rebel clown army) Salish CIRCA was founded for the May first general strike in Seattle in 2012. But have since carried on to other protest actions and organize there own demonstrations.They are a rag tag group of activists turned rebel clowns who use humor and clown inspired tactics to cause mischief to and trouble for the establishment.They are anti cop anti corporation and anti authority of any kind.For more on the Salish CIRCA of Seattle check out there Face Book page
" I had a great time at the protest action last night,those Salish CIRCA clowns are bad ass"
A school in the Pacific Northwest. Many many basic thots will make fun of the sixth graders for being virgins. A student tried to commit suicide by jumping off of the roof twice, but Salish Middle School covered that up and made sure no one had a convo about it. Very bad anti bullying system, but which school doesn’t have one? Lots of weebs and furries, avoid them. Weebs will say that people who play Minecraft aren’t gamers while obsessing over an anime strategy game which they only play for the reason of marrying one of the characters. Least wimpiest school in North Thurston district, Aspire middle school is obviously the wimpiest. All of the staff are either feminists or despise women, no in between. Good side is that it isn’t a white school; there are mostly brown kids. Overall, lame school. Salish snitches got Minecraft classic blocked.
Todd: “hey jim, I heard one of the students here at Salish Middle School tried to commit suicide by jumpi-“ School principal: “Hey, woah woah woah”
A Youtube Star who is 14 years old and mostly appears on her dad's channel *Jordan Matter* Now, she has her own youtube channel called *Salish Matter* where she doesn't really upload that much, but when she does , the video's are very good. She has a bestfriend called Nidal Wonder aka Nidal Ajib and Payton Delu. Salish sadly gets ton of hate for really nothing, but that's fine cause she can handle the hate.
Person 1 : Let's go, a new youtube video! - Person 2 : Oh yeah, Salish Matter posted again!