A fork of Rural Dictionary
Supposedly a game played by bored army recruits in the field. Someone takes out an MRE cracker and the group starts to masturbate onto it. Whoever blows their wad last is the loser, and they must eat the cracker.
Soldier 1: Dude, this is boring, let's play some Salty Cracker! Soldier 2: OK! I'll grab one from my MRE. Soldier 3: Umm... are you guys whacking it on a cracker? Soldiers 1+2: Hell yeah, wanna join? Soldier 3: Sure! Soldiers 1+2: Haha, you lose, EAT IT BITCH! Soldier 3 gags.
when you eat out a womans stubbly pussy, after she just got done working out
salty cracker,yummmmmmmy
when you get a cracker and jerk off into it (usually in a group) the way to play is get in a group and jerk into a cracker, whoever jizzes last has to eat the cracker.
the jocks forced a nerd to play salty cracker they forced him to eat the cracker
A game that jocks play in the locker rooms, where they gather in a circle and beat off onto a salty cracker. Whoever comes last has to eat it. Which further proves my theory that jocks are fags.
I'm sure some jock's lose on purpose.
A white guy with severe dandruff problems.
"WASH YOUR DAMN HAIR YOU SALTY CRACKER!!" "That fuggin salty cracka swimming is gonna turn our lakes turn into a lobster fest ocean.