A fork of Rural Dictionary
One who cheats at baseball using a corked bat or other tactics to attain record fame.
Dick was a sammy sosa because he cheated at baseball using sneaky tricks like corked bats, sandpaper, and nail files.
Knocking your balls so deep the get a shit stain on them.
Man I was pounding away at Michelle so hard I pulled a Sammy Sosa
A crybaby pussy that landed on the DL in 2004 with a thrown back from sneezing and demolished (in one season) the support of Chicago fans. Keep in mind that he was second in Chicago sports fans behind Michael Jordan, and blew that after crying through an entire season about his batting position (even though he was batting in the low .200s) and refused to act like a team leader. Thankfully, the Cubs dumped him off much to the joy of Cubs fans that were sick of his bat-corking, responsibility dodging, premadonna attitude. Congrats O's fans, he's your problem. Have fun watching the number 2 all-time strikeout leader and keep wondering why you lose close games due to his lack of anything other than a longball. At least you can DH him though.
Sammy Sosa is a crybaby pussy, I'm glad he's gone. Now the Cubs can rebuild and not choke in the stretch.
a fucking loser dumbass bitch shit fucker who played for the fucking cubs
Hey stop being a sammy sosa u bitcxh
O V E R R A T E D! aka. CORKY A person who may have cheated at baseball his entire career, but was never caught until last season. (makes Pete Rose look like a damn saint) One of the leagues WORST outfielders not only in modern day baseball, but any baseball era in history. Simply put, an awful player that should have been a DH from day 1 in the league.
Corky will always be remembered for how he embarassed himself, his family and his shitty Chicago Cubs fans last season.