A fork of Rural Dictionary
A man with a fucked up mind. He goes around saying anything that comes to mind, no matter how reatrded or disbelievable it may sound.
Santo: "What if that lolipop you were eating somehow came alive and started screaming in your mouth with a bloodcurtling scream 'help it hurts'?"
Everyone else: "Dude what the fuck????"
I word describing when your hair /face is covered in shit or sumthing dirtyy like shit
defines from a boy named santo hoo has shit in his hair
Ryan G. talking to Dany Atkinson juring sex- oh dany santo on my head baby wet and steamy that how i like it
"dude that mothafukas got santo all up in his doo"
He's the type of guy that you don't want to mess with. He acts like he doesn't care but deep inside he cares a lot. He jokes around all the time but still loves the woman that he's with. He gives the best hugs and the best kisses. No one can never be like him. He'll never cheat on you with anyone. He's a faithful guy and will always be by your side no matter what. He'll buy you many things that you never asked him to buy. He's the sweetest and cutest guy.
Her: where's my santos?
George Santos got elected to the House of Representatives with more lies on his resume and fantasies in his bio. A santos is lying about nearly everything.
Her dating profile was a bit of a santos. We met at a bar and I didn't recognize current self from her "youthful" selfies on her dating profile..
the kind of guy that just finds it hard to say no. He most definitely is the kinda person that will bust out a helping hand when needed. Extremely goofy and funny, probably a best friend to all. Also tends to have the most immaculate hair ever styled.
Rick: Hey man, how have you been?
Tommy: Pretty good, just been a real santos lately nawmean?
someone who doesn't like toes, but thinks he shares toes with me
"ours, those are my santoes too"