A fork of Rural Dictionary
A freeloader, someone that mooches your stuff.
'He always makes me pay for his shit, what a fucking sarf!'
Slang for surf
I sarf at the beach
something that is super uberly retarded that just fucking piss' you off
ex sarf off, shut the sarf up or holy sarf
crap, garbage, smeg, something unpleasant, uncooth or a crime against nature, style, or common sense.
You ate at McDonalds? How can you eat that sarf? Old Navy, all their stuff is sarf!