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Look at the fool try`n to pull a scalia

Dried santorum (q.v.), which has lost its frothy quality and become all crusty and scaly. Very difficult to remove.

"Damn, I shouldn't have drunk so much at the orgy last night - I overslept, and now all this santorum has turned to scalia - Ouch!"

(a) A voyeur or someone that does not believe that anyone has a right to privacy. (b) A belief that one's high position insulates oneself from charges of unethical conduct.

Tom is such a scalia when he is near the girl's bathroom.

A conservative Justice that apparently as the biggest dick on the U.S Supreme Court. See, America (the Book).

Justice Scalia, is that a sausage in your pocket, or did someone just give a strict interpretation of the Constitution?

"Scalia" is the ship name between characters Scott McCall and Malia Tate on the MTV show, Teen Wolf.

"Yo, did you see that cute as Scalia scene tonight?" "Yeah, but SCALLISON is OTP soz."

A sexually transmitted disease where the male genitalia becomes small, withered, and coated in an odorous substance that protrudes from the pores on the skin of the penis and scrotum. Other symptoms include: itchiness, erectile dysfunction, advanced aging of the genitalia that spreads to the spinal column and into the brain if not treated within two weeks. Scalia affects men primarily, specifically those who have had extramarital affairs with younger women or sexual encounters with South American or South Asian 'rentboys'.

"Dude, I haven't been able to bang my girl for days, and my dick smells like shit." "You might have Scalia, man. You need to get that shit checked out."

The razor bump you get for shaving an asshole without shaving cream

I'd have anal sex with you but your Scalia is too painful to bear