A fork of Rural Dictionary
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scammel u know who i mean
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Nipples of a particularly large and protruding kind
Fuck me! Her scammells could hold 15 CDs each!
Parody of the inbetweeners character Jay. Horrendously unfortunate in looks and build. Lies about his pulling power.
Geoff: I pulled that pole dancer.
Dan: no you didn't, you complete Scammell.
Scammelling is the use of maximum time for least effect. Usually the antagonist in question has what he thinks is a good excuse for the delay, but is then bitched for slow progress.
Oh bugger, he's scammelling again. It'll never get done.
Affectionate term to describe hard nipples
'Look at those beauties. Like Scammel wheel nuts!'