A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of splitting/stretching/spreading two items. Usually applies to legs, but may also be used for other things - eg, opening an umbrella, spreading apart ass cheeks, doing the splits, etc.
May also mean 'torn', 'split' or 'ripped'.
Ok, madam, scatti your legs so I can take a pap smear.
someone who is all over the place
oh no!!! ive forgot to go to that interview it must be because i lost my appointment card, where is that now? oh this must be it in my bra! I thought something was itchy! hehe!
the way u feel in the morning after a night of being intoxicated on any type of drug
jimbo:"alrite mate how u feel this morning after last nite at the rave?"
jonny:"not to good mate,i feel a bit scatty"
A person who can't think straight... or just can't think.
...also, ditsy
Big brother chics are scatty