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Another term for a cock, particularly one that is displayed proudly.
We were making out on the couch when I decided to speed things up a bit by pulling out my flesh scepter. It was all over after that
A way cool and funny way to say dick in r/creepyasterisks (Reddit group) or by text messages. Use in the middle of *....* as a action in the convention.
By text message
Person1: hi, how you doing
Person2:how is dis?
Person1: *unzip pants and take out the meat scepter*
Person2:oh *whit mouth open* talk me more
A weird funny way to say “penis” or “dick lol
“Don’t make me pull out my Meat Scepter”
Or
*Pulls out Meat Scepter*
a descriptive term for a woman with a sexually appealing body, but who is unattractive from the neck-up; i.e. ...everything looks good 'cept her (scepter) head
Dude 1: Man check out the body on THAT stripper!
Dude 2: Yeah...but she is a total scepter head.
Dude 1: Who cares? I bet she gives a mean lap dance.
A penis. Often used to mock the varied but ultimately uninventive array of euphemisms for cock in popular American romance novels.
Shiiiiit. I'll whip out my man scepter and we'll see who wins the fucking sword fight.
A term for the power instilled in a man by the size of his dick. Generally wielded to settle petty disputes such as a split vote over where a group of people are to have dinner. Not sexist, it can only truly come into effect to settle such disputes among a small group of men - straight or otherwise. The gentleman with the largest dick wields the cock scepter.
Majority rules? Fuck that. Cock scepter overrules.