Country Dictionary

Schlam

The act of having casual sex with another person

“Hey girl, do you want to schlam?” “I schlammed Andrea In the work storeroom last night”

Schlammed

When you think you are doing something really good but in reality you suck. Also If someone else besides yourself is doing something really good

Man look how beast I am at this game. Bro you just got 1 and 20 you got schlammed. Did you see that fight the other guy got schlammed.

Schlam

Used as a subsitute for damn. Used where swearing is deemed inappropiate. Such as in church or with family.

A brick falls on someones toe. Person 1: Oh Schlam my toe!

Schlam

An expression of laughter.

1: a well constructed joke 2: "schlam"