A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone that is retarded beyond imagination.
" You know (Oluwa)Seun, he's a schmake"
Worse than a schmuck. someone who does shit so stupid, calling them a schmuck is a compliment to their sheer retardation.
Mostly said by aj shabeel and child entertainers
Emannuel! Pass the ball you fucking schmake
Someone that is retarded beyond imagination.
" You know (Oluwa)Seun, he's a schmake"
combination of Smoke and bake, the "ch" is just for fun.
I was so schmaked last night