A fork of Rural Dictionary
Mae: Could really use some schmiggles right about now.
Taylor: I'll give you all the schmiggles and snuggles in the world.
another word for f**k or c**t but is used when you can't swear properly
(helps if ur a scouser)
When john lennon got to heaven and god told him Mcartney was gettin all the credit for the beatles he simply said "schmiggles"
When one takes a penis into the mouth in a rythmic motion back and forth then schmacks (smacks) one in the face with the aforementioned penis. Cuming in the hair is optional.
Last night I got a schmiggle schmat to the face, and it resulted in a burgundy! I was so pissed!
something of a very low importance or relevance that someone gets annoyed at. usually used when referring to someone rage quitting.
victim: "bro really left over schmiggle."
admin: "i'm banning him for 24 hours."
victim: "yeah, what a bitch"