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noun, a schrute is an annoying co-worker, one who specifically attaches himself to you, decides that you're best buddies, and procedes to make your work life unbearable. derived from Rainn Wilson's character Dwight Schrute from NBC's "The Office."
Sorry, I'd have had this report done sooner, but this schrute kept interrupting me with inane questions. that's why it took me three hours to finish a project that should have taken a half-hour.
To look amazing and have a really good outfit.
Ex. "Wow ana you look Schrute af today with that mustard button up"
When you screw something up in a really irreversible way.
pronounced sh-roo-tid it Verb - to screw something up in a really irreversible way.
I really screwed it up, I really Schruted it.
v. Dwight Schrute'ing something; making it more manly or aggresive
My date was going well, but then I starting schruting it all up and she was disgusted.
When you screw something up in a really irreversible way.
I really screwed that up. I really schruted it.
verb. To mess up, to screw up. The origins of this comes from the TV series The Office (US) Season 3 Episode 12 "Traveling Salesman". The expression was first used by Andy Bernard (Ed Helms)
Andy: I really screwed that up. I really Schruted it. Michael: What? Andy: Schruted it. It’s just this thing people say around your office all the time. Like when you screw something up in a really irreversible way. You Schruted it. I don’t know where it comes from though. You think it comes from Dwight Schrute? Michael: I don’t know. Who knows how words are formed.