A fork of Rural Dictionary
The ablity for a white person to have ablities at sports similar to a black person with swagger
*makes a bball shot*
Travis-Niice, you got some serious swagger
Mike-Nah I got schwagger
The lame attempt at having swagger. Posing as though you're cool, when you are the furthest thing from cool.
"did you see that douchebag schwaggering to the bathroom? what a poser"
Talking such a big shit, that you have to lay down for a few minutes after.
Man, I just could the biggest schwagger napper, I need to lay down for a few minutes before we go.
A state of intoxication to the point where you have a one night stand and pass out prior to kicikng that individual out the house and wake up in the morning questioning whether or not you just slept with that...
I woke up this morning and saw what was layin next 2 me....all I can say is I was schwaggered last night