A fork of Rural Dictionary
To express surprise and delight at an unexpected happening. (An alternate usage is a long-winded of telling somebody to fuck off.)
Doug: Man I got a blow job from that really hot chick. Fred: Wow! Scratch my balls! Alternate usage Doug: Hey Fred, buy the next round of beers mate. Fred: Scratch my balls!
what to say when either: A) you have extremely itchy balls!! B) you want to get people to shut the fuck up C)there is an unbearably awkward silence
Red: damn its quiet in this bitch Blue: i got the solution for that. *clears throat* SOMEBODY COME SCRATCH MY BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Green: WHAT THE FUCK??? Blue: there, silence broken Red: you are a fucking moron
When a man stand is either standing in place or taking a piss, they will use a technique known as the pinch and roll, self explanatory, and ease the itch of their balls. This can continue for seconds to minutes, some people even zone out. A delightful activity that sadly only men can endure.
I stood there scratching my balls for 5 minutes in front of the toilet