A fork of Rural Dictionary
A lesbian that tries to ruin Christmas
Sharon has been a Lebaneser scrouge ever since she caught her girlfriend with a guy at the Christmas party.
When your testicles are in a state of severe hibernation. Your sack is scrunched up as tight as it will go, often seen during colder weather or after having taken a swim. The exact opposite of this would be Pirate Balls.
It was five below zero out, and my Scrouge Balls were starting to ache.
She stared at me with a look so cold that my pirate balls quickly turned Scrouge Balls.
When a girl sucks your dick while you take a shit
Hoss got the Mongolian scrouge at URI
(context: Person A and Person B are both brushing their teeth. Person A is borrowing Person B's toothpaste.)
Person A: Yo bro why does your toothpaste taste so unfortunate
Person B, politely: 'I *would* intensely and vigorously scrouge my teeth in anger in response to your statement, since I love my toothpaste so very much, but I've lost a tooth to that once, and would not like to go through that experience again.'