A fork of Rural Dictionary
the act of discharging fecal matter while highly intoxicated.
Rex took a serious scrunk on his neighbors doorstep and dipped the fuck out.
So drunk, beyond drunk, out your body tore up off of liquor/beer/wine.
I went out last night, and GIIIRRRRLLL... lemme tell you, I was out of there, I mean, I was scrunk as hell.
scholarly while drunk.
1. the scrunk class of 2008. DON'T HATE! ;)
2. man i was so scrunk last night.
3. i totally passed that test while i was scrunk!
4. DAMN, that girl last night was fucking scrunkkkk.
5. i was past wasted last night, i was fucking scruuuuunk.
n. scrunk: What happens when the male genitalia pokes through a pair of boxers and painfully rubs against the pants.
tr.v. scrunked, scrunking, scrunkage: A description of one who has scrunk.
Brian gets scrunked whenever he thinks about the time James got deshlocked.