A fork of Rural Dictionary
a boy who likes shrek. anyone who has is name is a fucking chad. also known as an all star, he can be heavily attracted to redheads who are princesses, and loves donkeys. he has every girl attracted to him. also his best friend is probably named baylen or something
man. seabass is the real Benítez
a nickname for a dude that fucks other dudes in the ass
fuck his ass seabass dont fuck my ass seabass
An old favorite nickname used to insult a friend within a certain group. At times it may totally replace a guy's name based on how gay he has been acting lately. Also used when formally introducing a friend to another by replacing their name with their new given name of seabass.
Ex: (1st guy) Hey, I'm going to give Stan a call. (2nd guy) You mean Seabass? (1st guy) You're damn right I mean Seabass.
When a person assumes that someone who's less than attractive (as per beauty standards) is catfishing them, therefore creating a very confusing compliment.
"George is totally seabassing me, there is no way that lovely pizza faced gremlin can be an actual person, he's so dreamy!"
Hypnotic vodka + Cactus cooler mix a delicious mixture of an alcoholic beverage with an old school soda favorite discovered in 2008 by a 17 year old named Sebastian who was in a garage drunk with a lot of friends.
Hey Im not as think as you drunk i am, another seabass please!