A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Jew who is only shomer with Certain people and at Certain times. Someone who doesn’t touch members of the opposite sex for religious reasons, however when a hottie wants to hook up, they make an exception.
My friend Shifra, told me she was shomer but I saw her touch Dovid the other day so I guess she’s Selectively Shomer. -or- Person 1: her Rivka wanna hook up on the next Shabbaton? Rivka: no I’m shomer Person 2: hey Rivka wanna hook up on the The next Shabbaton? Rivka: omfg of course babe Person 1: What? I thought you were shomer?!? Rivka: haha no I’mSelectively Shomer!