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Medium Shaftner

The size of your erection that is larger than a grade A softee but not quite the size of a full on rager.

Wow it seems like i can't get rid of this medium shaftner because my pants are too tight.

by sergiothinks October 22, 2010

Shaftner

The act of a female (or male) taking a hit of crystal meth through their nose while performing fellatio on a man and blowing the smoke out all while never taking their mouth off of the penis.

I was blowing clouds with my old lady and she gave me a shaftner. It was badass.

by SlimShardy January 20, 2025