A fork of Rural Dictionary
When someone has to have a bowel movement so bad they faint. In medical terms, defecation syncope or vasovagal syncope. In short, shit-faint...shaint.
I had to shit so bad the other day I shainted...good thing I didn't hit my head or shit on myself.
liquid paint like shit that covers the inside of the toilet bowl after a explosive shit
After eating taco bell for lunch and supper i left shaint all over the toilet bowl