A fork of Rural Dictionary
the worst city in minnesota. where all the fuckboys and whores live. h-town: where all the heroine is. the city only consisting of valley fair. the population in 2020 is 42,042.
the girls will sleep with their boyfriend’s best friend and the guys will gang bang their girlfriend’s friend group.
if you’re in shakopee get the fuck out asap. and if you live there... well, good luck charlie.
me: “hey, what school to you go to?”
jackson: “shakopee what about you?”
me: “ewwwww fuckboy!”
owen: “yo babe what’s your snap”
me: “uhh you go to shakopee no thanks whore.”
ryan: “yo wanna fuck?”
me: “nah u from shakopee u probably got std’s or sum”
A town in MN that sucks at all sports compaired to Prior Lake
"Shakopee sucks so bad at everything they do."
Shakopee = Tool Nation
If you live in Shakopee you most likely are wearing a sleeveless shirt even if you are a girl. There are a ton of douchebags and nobody likes them. They suck at sports but their refs help them in any way so they can win.
You will regret going there ever.
If you don't lift you're automatically a loser
Like I said Shakopee = Tool Nation
Me: Oh my god I just got killed by Shakopee
Friend: Don't worry they pay their refs
A really cool town in Scott County, Minnesota, that has everything you could possibly want in a town in Minnesota. It has shopping centers, but also has many farms and a small town feel. Many of the houses in downtown Shakopee were originally farmhouses, and some of the buildings are over 100 years old! There is a ton of history packed into this small town, and once you visit, you'll never want to leave!
Girl #1: What should we do today?
Girl #2: How about we go shopping!
Girl #3: No, let's go to a small town where everyone is friendly,
Girl #1: We can go to Shakopee! It has all that and more!
a school. where you learn.
if you came here just for the definition thats weird.
THUMBS UP IF YOU GO THERE.
guy: hi
other guy: hi
guy: do you go to east or west?
other guy: east
guy: me too
there is not many examples about shakopee middle school east. sorry for me not having any creativity.